Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Simpsons rule my sock

Simpsons. Ah, such wonderful creation. It's some what like God's creation but Matt Groening. He is the GOD! The scripts and the whole movie is so ridiculously funny.
Simpsons that is created in
1987, on the tracy ulman show, and 1990 on The Simpsons is greatly living in everyone life.

When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try

No comments: